THE THOUGHT PROCESS IN MEN
Espero cosas muy bonitas de ti, mes de mayo:
-Chater: You insulted my wife in the gazebo yesterday evening!
-Septimus: You are mistaken. I made love to your wife in the gazebo. She asked me to meet her there, I have her note somewhere, I dare say I could find it for you, and if someone is putting it about that I did not turn up, by God, sir, it is a slander.
Stoppard, Tom. Arcadia (1993)